Maggie (the Boston Terrier) has now destroyed another Bible. This time an older Amplified Holy Bible, but still. My daughter was worried after the second one. So she told her dad. Her dad informed her that the dog would be taking a “holy crap.”
I arrived home hours later and found the explosion behind a chair. Holy Crap!
My daughter (looking downright worried) asked me if I thought the explosion was due to it being a bible. I informed her that I thought it was the glue that did not agree with the dog’s tummy…not the word of God. I said yes it was a big ole mess, but the glue was to blame. Without a hint of a smile, sounding worried she said “But mom, it was Amplified.”
Yes, it was.